Reporting Live

From Planet Earth

Reporting Live
from Planet Earth

Of course
sex is addictive
Everyone in
the galaxy
knows that

That is why
we have Earth
as our sex
rehab planet

Where it flowers
and fades
for some
season by season
for others
day by day

Far too few
though
make it through
to a clean
bill of health

Far too few
get to leave

It’s a shame
So badly run
Someone should
fix that
Someone must
fix that

For it’s getting
crowded
Some say
overcrowded
Some say
a bloody mess
Some say
a festering
galactic sore
more like a prison
these days
they say

A planetary
Hotel California

Yes, someone
should fix it
must fix it

Really

It’s shame is
what it is
A bloody shame

A screaming
madhouse
is what it is

So, yes, of course
sex is addictive

This is Ulf Wolf
reporting live
from planet Earth

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